Ben: The sun is hotting the water
Me: your nails aren't that long. Are you sure you need them cut?
Ben: Yes, they hurt my bum when I scratch.
Anda: I think God had to make a hard decision whether I should be a human or a dog.
Hannah: Anda, which of these shoes is better?
Anda: Look, I'm not good with this kind of stuff. Let me go find Lilah.
Me: This is that pub where we did trivia last night.
Ben: Was I there?
Me: No.
Ben: Was I not born?
Dan: Anda can you take Ben to the bathroom? Oh... But he has to poop... Do you know how to wipe him?
Anda: Dad. I can figure it out.
Dan [in mid-January]: Oh, look kids, there are some deer!
Ben: I see them! Is Santa Claus coming here?
Me [to Anda]: Cool your jets.
Ben: My jets are cool!
Ben: I want to listen to "It will be long to get back to the planet."
Me:......."Rocket Man"? [yes]
Ben: Anda is almost growded. Just two more weeks for Anda to grow. Then she doesn't have to go to school anymore.
Ben: Lilah cannot carry me. Only people who are six can. Or seven or eight or nine or ten or robots I love robots!
Ben: We are three kids: Ben, Lilah, Anda! And I am three and Lilah is six and Anda is...... forty?
Ben: Is Papa blind or does he have hair? I don't remember.
Anda: Lilah, that's not a lot.
Ben: I did a lotter!
Lilah: What happens for Santa if you are a bad girl or boy?
Me: You get a lump of coal in your stocking.
Lilah: Oh. I thought he killed you.
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