Lilah: Do you know why Anna and Elsa is sad? Mommy and Daddy had to go for a walk. [Yeah they died in a shipwreck]
Lilah [looking at her Altoid]: It has two sides and two angles. It's a circle!
Lilah: It's too cold and hoggy outside.
Anda: Can I touch the fire? Please? I'll stop, drop, and roll.
[We are eating spaghetti and Lilah has eaten all the beef from her sauce]
Lilah: More chicken, please!
Anda: Lilah, it's not called chicken. It's called Abraham Lincoln.
Lilah: More Abraham Lincoln, please!
Lilah: Ask me what's my favorite vegetable
Me: What's your favorite vegetable?
Lilah: Hm. I think candy.
Lilah: Can we go to the beach?
Me: It's too cold to go to the beach.
Lilah: Let's get our coats and our bathing suits and go to the beach.
Anda: I can't standle it!
Anda [who has an irrational meltdown in the face of running water and has just watched Home Alone]: Do robbers steal things?
Me: Yes...
Anda [mutters]: And they leave the water running.
[A truck just backed out of a driveway in front of me]
Me: Whoa! Come on!
Lilah: That truck has to say sorry to the car. Does the car have an owie?
Me: No, the truck was just being rude.
Lilah: Oh, it was fighting.
Lilah: Can I watch a movie? I want Mr. Willy Wonka.
Me: Lilah, what's your favorite song?
Lilah: [who was pretending to be a wolf all morning] A wolf song.
Me: I don't know a wolf song. How does that go?
Lilah: [howls]
Lilah [holding Nana's right hand]: Can I hold your other hand?
Nana: Sure. [switches hands]
Lilah [sticks her left thumb in her mouth]: My other thumb doesn't fit.
Dan: You eating that chicken up?
Lilah: No I'm eating it down.
Lilah: Sometimes he throw ups.
Anda: How do Spanish people say "Spanish" in Spanish?
Lilah: [listening to Ray Lamontagne's "Trouble" on the radio] Why her won't let him go?
Me: Please stop kicking me.
Lilah: No I'm not kicking you, I'm feeting you.
Lilah: [asking me to close the shutters because it was too bright] Can you close that door so it won't sun me?
Lilah: Anda hurt her finger.
Dan: Is she crying?
Lilah: No. I think she's dead.
Anda: Does Satan not get candy in his stocking?
Anda: [watching a kissing scene in a show] What the...Mom, they're in love. I don't like in love shows!
Anda [watching The Flash]: Who is that? Yay, his car is broken. That's the bad guy. What the...? What is he doing? Who is that? Oh, it's fog. How is he doing that? Why did he do that? Oh, he has powers. Who was that? Why did she make that face? [ad nauseum]
Me: Look, you can reach your coat hook now!
Lilah: I'm bigger! Can I go to school now?
Me: Which show do you want to watch?
Lilah: Um...Shampoo Panda? [Kung Fu Panda]