Lilah [to Dan who is wearing a running visor]: Your hat has a big hole in it, up on the top!
Lilah [regarding the rain storm]: The thunder is crying.
Lilah: Why are you talking quiet?
Me: Because my voice hurts.
Lilah: Your voice are gone?
Me: Yes.
Lilah: You need to buy a new voice so you can talk loud?
Lilah: Anda, you are a fast swimmer. You look like Iron Man.
Anda: I want to live in Greenland because then I can be cold all the time.
Lilah: I want to live in Pinkland!
Anda: You really can live in Pinkland. It's in South Carolina at sunset.
Lilah: Mom here's your wand. We're bad fairies. We change everyone to dinosaurs.
Lilah [from the back of the car]: Woo! Woo! Mom, everyone is saying "Woo!" at you because you're doing a great job.
Anda: I know the other one is called ice skating, but what is this called? Wood skating?
Anda: I can read faster than a cheetah can eat a bear.
Lilah: Yoshi made all the colors! This calls for celery!
Lilah: Who's your grandpa?
Me: There's Papa Grape, but he died.
Lilah: Oh, his eyes were exes?
Anda: What's "Normal Steve"?
Me: ???
Anda: In Shrek. Donkey says he's a "Normal Steve." [noble steed]
Lilah: That boy got hurt but she got some leaves that will feel his legs better.
Lilah: Mom, sometimes do we see trees walking?
Lilah: Mom how do you make salad?
Me: You chop up vegetables and put them in a bowl.
Lilah: Like different chocolate and kisses?
Lilah: Jesus wants me for an orthodontist! An orthodontist! An orthodontist!
Anda: He had an eyepatch.
Me: Why did he have an eyepatch?
Anda: Because he broke his eye. But he's not a pirate.
Dan: Mom and I are going to Beaufort.
Lilah: BAH HA! Beau-fart?!
