[Mostly] Lilah Says

Lilah: [sneezes] I think I'm allergic to...[looks around the room]...tables. 

Me: If someone asks you to go somewhere, you always say, "I have to ask my mom." So, what do you say if you're playing at the park and someone says, "Come on and I'll get you some ice cream!"?

Lilah: Thank you!

Me: Lilah, look at my muscles!

Lilah: Those are your muscles?! Can you kill everyone?!

Me: No one loves pink more than you. 

Lilah: Peyton loves pink!

Me: But does she love it more than you?

Lilah: No, I love it moreder!

Lilah: Read me this book. 

Dan: You read it to me.

Lilah: No.

Dan: Why not?

Lilah: [scrunches up face] BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES!

Lilah [as we drive past a burned down house]: That house is still broken. Jesus needs to fix it.

Lilah: I want that!

Me: Do you have any money?

Lilah: Yes. 

Me: Where?

Lilah: In your purse. 

Anda: Don't just eat the frosting. Eat the cookie. 

Lilah: I don't want it. It tastes like yucky cracker. 

Lilah: I'm sick. My chest hurts.

Me: That's too bad. Your Valentine's Day party is today. 

Lilah: I'm just kidding. I'm not really sick. 

Lilah: Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the grocery store! Why did the zebra go to the grocery store? To get some food! Why did the cow get some food at the grocery store? Because it was hungry!...

Me: Knock knock. 

Anda: Who's there?

Me: The interrupting cow. 

Anda: The interrupting--

Me: MOO

Anda: knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Anda: The interrupting pig. 

Me: The interrupting pig who?

Anda: [pause] Oink oink. 

Lilah: Knock knock

Me: Who's there?

Lilah: The interrupting guy on the farm.

Me: The interrupting guy on the farm who?

Lilah: [pause] Hey you girls what are you doin' over there on my farm?!

Me: What did you learn at church today?

Lilah: Uh....

Anda: Just say "Jesus."

Lilah: I'm a zombie! I don't need to go potty!

Lilah: What should I paint?

Me: Paint you at the playground at school. 

Lilah: I'm going to start with yellow paint because somebody peed on the sidewalk. 

Me: [summary of the story of Inigo Montoya]

Lilah: I hate being killed! I like being with my family. 

Lilah: How do you say "Spanish" in Spanish?

Me: Español. 

Lilah: I speak Español. 

Me: You do?

Lilah: How do you say "yes" in Spanish? 

Lilah: What if Ben grows up and we need another baby?

Lilah [Making Play-Doh food]: What do you want for lunch? [play doh]

Me: How about a salad?

Lilah: A salad? Is that that green stuff?