Anda Says/Lilah Says

Lilah [to Dan who is wearing a running visor]: Your hat has a big hole in it, up on the top!

Lilah [regarding the rain storm]: The thunder is crying. 

Lilah: Why are you talking quiet?

Me: Because my voice hurts. 

Lilah: Your voice are gone?

Me: Yes.

Lilah: You need to buy a new voice so you can talk loud?

Lilah: Anda, you are a fast swimmer. You look like Iron Man. 

Anda: I want to live in Greenland because then I can be cold all the time.

Lilah: I want to live in Pinkland!

Anda: You really can live in Pinkland. It's in South Carolina at sunset. 

Lilah: Mom here's your wand. We're bad fairies. We change everyone to dinosaurs. 

Lilah [from the back of the car]: Woo! Woo! Mom, everyone is saying "Woo!" at you because you're doing a great job.

Anda: I know the other one is called ice skating, but what is this called? Wood skating? 

Anda: I can read faster than a cheetah can eat a bear. 

Lilah: Yoshi made all the colors! This calls for celery!

Lilah: Who's your grandpa?

Me: There's Papa Grape, but he died. 

Lilah: Oh, his eyes were exes?

Anda: What's "Normal Steve"?

Me: ???

Anda: In Shrek. Donkey says he's a "Normal Steve." [noble steed]

Lilah: That boy got hurt but she got some leaves that will feel his legs better.

Lilah: Mom, sometimes do we see trees walking?

Lilah: Mom how do you make salad?

Me: You chop up vegetables and put them in a bowl. 

Lilah: Like different chocolate and kisses?

Lilah: Jesus wants me for an orthodontist! An orthodontist! An orthodontist!

Anda: He had an eyepatch. 

Me: Why did he have an eyepatch?

Anda: Because he broke his eye. But he's not a pirate. 

Dan: Mom and I are going to Beaufort. 

Lilah: BAH HA! Beau-fart?!