Lilah [pumping her fists in the air]: Who out the dogs? Who out the dogs?
Me: "Who out the dogs?" Who let the dogs out?
Lilah: Yeah.
[Anda "swims" to Lilah in the bathtub] Lilah: I'm so proud of you!
Lilah: I sad.
Me: Why are you sad?
Lilah: STOP TALKIN.
Lilah [holding Ziggy under her shirt]: I feedin Ziggy. He milkin my boob.
Lilah [farts loudly in the other room then comes running in grinning]: Who was that? Lilah!
Anda [looking at a KFC sign]: Why does that look like my school backwards? [she attends Center For Knowledge]
Lilah: Wait, I got a idea!
Me: What's your idea?
Lilah: I don't know!
Lilah: What's this song called?
Me: "Little Talks."
Lilah: No, it's "Big Talks."
Lilah: I want to just stay in the car.
Me: No, you would be so sad by yourself.
Lilah: I will be happy!
Lilah [on her play phone]: Hello?
Me: Who is it?
Lilah: It's Grandma.
Me: Oh, what does she say?
Lilah: She says, "Poo poo diaper."
Lilah: Why do you need medicine?
Me: So I can be healthy.
Lilah: You don't need to be healthy.
Me: Oh, okay. You want me to die?
Lilah: Yes. [pause] Die, Mama!
Lilah: I say,"Yub you, Dada!"
Me: Aw, that's nice. Do you love Mama too?"
Lilah: No! Only Dada!
Lilah [watching Gaston's demise on Beauty and the Beast]: Mama, he fall down!
Anda: Lilah, he's a mean guy. It's okay if he falls down.
Anda: Lilah, look out your window!
Lilah: What my see, Anda?
Anda (exasperated): Lilah, look at all the trees and bushes and things God made for us!
Dan: Anda, what would you do if you went to New York City? I would eat a pizza.
Anda: They have a pizza place there?
Anda [explaining what "the hairy eye" (cocked eyebrow) is]: Grandpa gives me the hairy eye when I am telling him the truth and he's not understanding me.
Lilah: Close it!
Anda: No!
Lilah: You want me to count to three?! Two, three, four, FIVE CLOSE IT!
Lilah: Mama ate my toast, Anda! Ever eat my toast, Mama! Ever ever! Say, "Ok Lilah!"
Anda: What does "bees" mean? Why does it say "apple BEES"?
Me: That's the name of the restaurant. "Appleby" is a last name so maybe the person who started that restaurant was named Appleby.
Anda: That's how you make a restaurant? I would call it "Orange Carter."
Lilah: My tummy hurts.
Me: Oh no, why?
Lilah: I got so much pizza in there. [She was eating macaroni]
Anda: I was not alone in the house because I had Sallymenders and Jesus.
Anda: I was not alone in the house because I had Sallymenders and Jesus.
Anda: Awh, nuts! My plan has failed!
Me: [laughs]
Anda: What does that mean anyway?
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