Monday, October 9, 2017

Anda/Lilah/Ben Says

Dan: What does the cow say?
Ben: Cow cow

Dan: Lilah, give me a hug
Lilah: Why haven't you made my dinner yet?!
Dan: I'm making it right now.
Lilah: Why isn't it on the table!?

Dan: Who wants a pizza party!
Lilah and Ben: ME!
Anda [deadpan]: That's alliteration.

Lilah [singing]: Baaaack to my breakfast. Not baaaaaack to the future....

Lilah: If a fly lands on your face it will give you germs. Then you will get sick for a cough or a hiccup.

Lilah: It broke it even though it was so medium!

Lilah [showing me her drawing]: They are naughty babies because they got their faces so dirty! They are going to dirty church. They're having a race to see who can be the dirtiest.

Anda: Daddy, is David Blaine David Pumpkins' brother?

Lilah [listening to a commercial with "La Virgen de la Macarena"]: This sounds like taco music.

Lilah: This picture will be so beautiful your socks are gonna come off.

Anda: You know "Deck the Halls?" What's "ancient trolls"?

Dan: [sneezes]
Ben: Daddy cough rain!

Nana: What color is that?
Ben: Red?
Nana: No.
Ben: Orange?
Nana: No.
Ben: Red?
Nana: No.
Ben: Four?

[cloudy day] Ben: The sun broken.

[Our ancient oven was smoking and caught on fire, so we got a new one. Dan holds Ben up to look at the pizza in the window of the new oven.] Ben: Mmm! Not 'moking!

Anda: What does "no comprendo" mean?
Me: I don't understand.
Anda: Well, it's something in Spanish, what does it....oh.

Me: Good morning, Anda.
Anda: If Harry Potter was a unicorn he wouldn't have to spend a thousand bucks on a wand.
Me: I can't argue with that.

Lilah: What's a tick?
Anda: It's like a vampire. If you get one, the first thing you should do is panic so Nana knows she should come get it off of you.

Ben: Pekka Pig doos that. [Peppa Pig does that]

Lilah: Mom, you need a flashlight like this one on TV!
Anda: It can shine for 5 nautical miles!
Lilah: And stop robbers!

Ben [after moving to the baby swings]: This one not fall me out!

Anda: I'm so glad you bought those ice cream sandwiches. They are paradise in a bag!

Ben: Is lime a number or a letter?

Lilah: I'm the queen! What does a queen do besides walk around and give speeches?
Me: She can help people who have problems...
Lilah: I'm not the queen. I'm just a pretty lady.

Ben: What's a pool for money is it?
Me:…......How much does a pool cost?
Ben: Yeah.

Ben: Does bees have bums?
Me: I don't know. I guess so.
Ben: You want to call Google ask it?

Lilah: Why did you take a picture of yourself?
Me: It's for work.
Lilah: Why are you making that sss....face?
Me: Were you going to say stupid?
Lilah: Yes.
Me: Because I don't want to show my braces.
Lilah: Because it makes you look like a ten year old?

Friday, April 21, 2017

January Highlights

 Amy's awesome Christmas gift to us:
My birthday:
Car sing along:


 Barbie play time:


Zoo trip with the Sammons: 
 Doughnut Day (Friday the 13th):
 Lilah's art:
 Ben's seen some stuff:
 Chocolate Joker:
 Painted the bathroom:
 Photoshoot:

December Highlights

Surprise care basket from a "mystery" person when the kids were sick:
Christmas time art:
Anda's cookies for the homeless shelter service project:
Naps:
Hannah as Jacob Marley in her school play:
With special appearances:
Christmas lists:
Dress up at my orthodontist's office:
Anda's subtle sign for the Christmas decor:
Last swim practice:
Christmas lights forest in Irmo:
Mini cherry pies:
Christmas with Grandma and Grandpa:
Christmas morning:
Haha:
The Christmas morning tradition continues: